Archive for September, 2005

Cabbage Patch Pimp

Friday, September 30th, 2005

Absolutely one of a kind Fred E. Bear the Pimp doll! Little Fred started out life as an innocent and ordinary Cabbage Patch Doll until I got my hands on him! Gone were his yarn locks replaced with a super cool Shaft-like afro. He sprouted facial hair and side burns and I replaced his Garanimals-like outfit with something more befitting his new profession.

Burn in Hell

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

Divorce Documents, Photos, Marriage Documents, Old Letters, Mortgages, Bank Notices, Letter’s from Former Friends, Lawyers bills, Collection Notices, Video Tapes, DVD’s… etc.

If you send it we’ll burn it… Burn it in Hell…

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Ride the traveling shortbus

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

Rick is the driver of the shortbus. What I mean by that is, he is the guy who runs shortbusauctions on ebay. About a month or so ago, we were exchanging emails discussing an auction idea. We were in the middle of the “conversation” when he stopped sending mail. I haven’t heard from him since.

Maybe while the SHORTBUS travels the country picking up “riders”, Rick will hear about it and realize he is missed by his fellow ebayers and make contact to let us know everything is ok!

WOOHOOMYSTERYMAN Lookalike

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

That’s right folks. Ever wonder what the Mystery Man looks like? Well I just happen to have an exact lookalike. That’s right, but only in a porcelain statue.

You know you’re an auction star when others start selling your lookalike dolls.

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Buy my MOM and her advice

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

You can buy my MOM and all her wonderful Motherly advice!!!

Let me first tell you a little bit about my mom. She has 2 daughters and 7 grandchildren. (4 of them are mine!) She’s cookey and zaney, but that’s what makes her special! She has always been there for me, no matter what! Good times and bad! SHE ROCKS! The only problem is, she loves to give advise, even when you don’t want it! Sometimes she drives my sister and I crazy!!!


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