Archive for October, 2005

Angelina Jolie Potato Chips

Monday, October 31st, 2005

Unbelievable likeness to the luscious lips of Angelina Jolie in potato chip form!! This chip has not been altered in any way… was removed from the bag and kept in a climate controlled environment for the last 6 months… I have decided to pass along this novelty/conversation piece to the lucky bidder… Don’t miss your chance to own the one and only pair of Angelina Jolie potato chip lips!!!

Not sure if the auction parodies Angelina Jolie or eBayers … still a change to get near Angelina’s lips …

Jay Leno hair coloring kit

Monday, October 24th, 2005

Jay Leno unofficial hair coloring unofficial kit!!!

This hair coloring kit come with a color print of each image, white & black shoe polish. notice how the hair color turned out so nicely for our models.

It’s unofficial hair coloring and an unofficial kit. Unofficially.

View Jay Leno hair coloring kit auction

Phallic Symbol on Can

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

I am sure that lots of you heard the hype. Is it a penis or is it a tulip. Did a disgruntled artist super-impose his member into the artwork? Could it have been subliminal advertising? The dial company got so many complaints that they placed a grean leaf sticker over it. I got one before the stickers came out and have the original can up for auction-you be the judge.

If it’s a picture of the guy’s “member” it’s not a phallic symbol, it’s a … phalus

Possessed Dome Tent

Wednesday, October 19th, 2005

This weird dome tent was used by our kids who camp in the back garden and on 1 camping trip. Every time its been used its leaked but there are no holes. The last time it was used… they told us it leaked because it was possessed and they even said the tent told them it will leak! I just laughed until one of our friends who’s a psychic and palm reader said she also thought it was possessed.

Christmas Tree Spiders

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

I guess Spider’s aren’t just for Halloween anymore…these guy’s are decked out for Christmas! If your a real hum bug about Christmas then decorate a tree this year with BUG’S!

If you just love bug’s think spider’s are cool or you just happen to be an exterminator or your related to the Adam’s Family…what ever…

Odds of my wife letting me decorate the tree with spiders … slightly worse than winning Powerball

View Christmas tree spiders auction

Animal Crackers Having Sex

Tuesday, October 18th, 2005

This original find came straight from the bag! It has not been altered or man-made in any way! A unique piece of art that is a once in a lifetime find and it can be YOURS! Don’t miss out on your chance to own a piece of history.

That explains all the crackers that don’t quite look like a particular animal.

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