Archive for December, 2005

Sequined Christmas Easter Santa Bunny

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

One morning I looked out my window and saw some tracks in the snow. Could they be? Could they really be the tracks of the exotic Silver Sequined Christmas Easter Santa Bunny?

I went outside and took a closer look.

Yes! They were the fresh tracks of the elusive Santa Bunny. Out of the corner of my eye I saw some movement in the bushes and caught a flash of silver sequins and bright red fur.

Child’s Doll Found in Wall

Thursday, December 29th, 2005

First let me explain how I came about finding the doll. I recently purchased a house in a trendy and artsy neighborhood. The neighborhood is going through a great rennesaince with people buying old historic bungalow homes from the 1900’s and completely renovating them.

I myself ventured in such a project when I stumbled across the doll. The doll was covered in dust and termite debris. It was so small I almost missed it. At the time I picked up the doll I herd little foot steps run down the hall…however, I was alone in the house.

Chargers Autographed Stadium Seat

Wednesday, December 28th, 2005

This is a seat from Qualcomm Stadium (Jack Murphy when first removed in 1997) that I had autographed over the years at training camps and practices. I have pictures of me in the newspaper and video from KUSI local news for proof of this. This is a one of a kind original.

One of a kind? I’ll bet there are thousands of seats in that stadium.

View Chargers autographed stadium seat auction

Gay Hot Dog Fork

Wednesday, December 28th, 2005

The folks at Our Attic Goods have been making and selling Mr. Woody for some time now. We were cleaning the house a few months ago and this is what we found tucked away in the corner of a closet. It was one of our old original Mr. Woodys that appeared to be a “factory defect,” or was it ?? You see this Woody had been welded on backwards in error, and was tucked away to the side to be dealt with later. How it ended up in our closet is still a mystery. We made the decision to have him “repaired” but then realized maybe we shouldn’t be playing God. After much discussion we think we came to the conclusion that this could be PROOF POSITIVE being gay is not a choice, it is how you are “made.” You see this Woody didn’t choose to be this way. Was he destined to become what he is? To take his fate in our hands and make this choice for him, we decided would be wrong.

Spiderman Wacky Walnut

Friday, December 23rd, 2005

On offer is a hand painted SPIDERMAN Wacky Walnut. Handcrafted by TheLooneyMan. A one off creation! No more will be made!

COMES WITH WACKY WALNUTS CERTIFICATE OF AUTHENTICITY SIGNED BY THE LOONEY MAN!!

You need to be wary of those knock-off wacky walnuts on eBay

View Spiderman wacky walnut auction

Antique Fruitcake

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005

Up for sale is this antique (possibly expired) fruitcake baked sometime in the last century by the good folks at the Capitol Cake Company in Baltimore Maryland. The inner platic wrapping is still sealed as far as I know, as the cardboard box has not been opened. I could not find any pricing guides for antique fruitcakes, so I have no idea as to the value, therefore, no reserve.


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