This is really cool. I came home for dinner awhile ago and My wife had made me a good meal. We had some Chicken Nuggets in it and I noticed right away that one was staring back at me! It was Mother Teresa. I paused for a moment and relized It really is Mother Teresa. I turned the nugget over and it no longer looked like Mother Teresa it was Pope John Paul II wearing his Pontiff hat. I’m sorry I don’t know the actual term for the hat. Well with my family I know it would be destroyed or eaten so I decided to place it up for bid. This has a great spiritual meaning for most faiths.

This is a 100% natural, undoctored of any sort image of Curious George or some kind of primate that appeared on my fencepost recently. The image is caused by knots and other distortions in the natural wood. I’m not sure if there was some sort of time-space distortion from the recent feature movie but this image has appeared on my 4×4 pressure treated fencepost and is permanently set in concrete and is approximately 6 feet above ground level. I, like the next average Joe loves the furry little critters and am amused by them.

Now here’s the weird thing, instead of throwing this gum away like you would think, I decided to eat some. WHY? You ask…I really can’t say, I guess just because I never got to eat any as a child. Well, as you can imagine, it was pretty horrible. It is hard as a rock and tastes like eating chalk mixed with old socks. Not a great feast.

Yes, that’s right, you are bidding on my “butt” !!!

It has taken some time to think about auctioning off my butt, but need to raise some money and, my butt isn’t getting much use around here!

As you can tell by the pic, my butt has kept its shape quite nicely, and is in good form! J I am sure someone would love to get their hands on my butt!

This is an unique piece of plastic, clear and bottom rim pink frost looking. Has 3 different types of Bobbed wire, the wire looks rusty, one is E. M. Crandal 1879- O. O. Kittleson 1878- J. F. Glidden 1874. nice collector gift, mfg. by Buswell’s Gift Products Denison Texas. No date, but was bought in 1969.

The rest of the world has barbed wire but not in Texas

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Byrnes Brain for sale to highest bidder. Hardly used. Pickled in alcohol. Particularly useful for calculating stress factors on load-bearing model-railway bridges. Very good condition - no previous. Tight as a fish’s arse. Comes with spare battery and instruction book. Frankly, whoever ends up with this item will have a real conversation piece. Delivery responsibilty of buyer. No guarantee or warranty included although recently had Phillipina service.

Something tells me this joke would be funnier if we knew the guy involved