I bought a bag of jelly beans for our family, and made everyone Easter baskets. These were brand name beans, and they tasted really good. But I happened to reach in one of the baskets, and found this one.
It’s pretty ironic how the yellow section is elongated into that unmistakeable form. But the fact that there are two other jelly beans of the same color on opposite ends in the right place, well, there is something unusual about this.
Ladies and Gentlemen, you are bidding on a real “poop on a stick.” This is NOT a fake gag gift! This is the real deal.
In normal position, it is a volumptuous bikini clad body with buttons on her tummy for power, tv, vcr, cable, play, vol, rewind and stop.
Then…lift her top; and you have two nipple channel changers. Drop her bottoms; and you have buttons #1-0.
One sexy lady you can surely figure out how to turn on
Up for bids is one hot chic you can use her for pimpin, just for fun or of course your own pleasure
She’s great to have by your side at parties… political events or any other function where you want to grab everyone’s attention. How better to get everyone’s eyes on you than to have a sweet soft blonde haired chic on your arm?
Political events? Does no one remember Gary Hart any more?
The winning bidder may have their name INKED on this lovely picture of my COCK.
The photo with your name will then be the official sponsor of all my auctions for one year.
I know…I know..My auctions suck and I get no bids, but I’m still WATCHED by many…and have inspired so many people here on Ebay….I must INK my COCK. It FEELS good to do it.
Yeah, I know … it’s a picture of a bird … but still …
You are bidding on a HUUUUUUUUGE idiot who is tryin to make some money my freind has agreed that he will call you any time and sing you one song, Birthday song, Retard song, what ever you want!!! So i figured hey why not ebay it and take some of his money!!! But please be generous cuz this dumbass is very despret…
Don’t we already get this for free on American Idol?
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