Archive for May, 2006

IRS Problems Artwork

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

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This is a great art piece guaranteed to generate a response from viewers!

Painted on a 12″ X 16″ canvas board, suitable for framing or matting.

Acrylic Painting on canvas board.

Better suited to mid April but it applies year round

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Travelling Pocket Pussy

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

Have you ever had your girlfriend of one week call and come down with a rare case of the avian flu without notice? But you already have tickets to a concert that you’ve been waiting almost a year to see….

Improved travelling pocket pussy! Our product is 100% guaranteed to whip even the shrewdest of frisky felines into a verbal frenzy!

Not that I’ve ever experienced such problems

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Smelly Used Shoes

Monday, May 22nd, 2006

If you don’t mind used……..if you don’t mind slightly smelly………these shoes are for you!!!! They are a size 10 D Mens New Balance Walking Shoes. They have no shoe srtings…….. but if this is what your looking for you won’t mind buying a pair of shoe strings!!!

If you’re really in the market for a pair of smelly used shoes …. look into therapy

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Devil Deflector

Saturday, May 20th, 2006

Hang this object in your home facing the front door and the rare earth metal alloy in the frame will keep the devil out of your home just as Kryptonite would repel Superman. In the unlikely event of a home penetration by Satan, break the glass, put the unicorn hair bracelet on your right wrist, place your hand on your heart and recite the pledge of allegiance to the flag. The devil will whimper like a sick puppy and vanish.

Reagan and Bush Slippers

Friday, May 19th, 2006

You know what they say about a picture being worth a thousand words… just take a look at these! Hilarious slippers festooned with a pair if charicature slippers of George and Barbara and a pair with Ronald and Nancy Reagan. These 2 pair have never been worn and are in excellent condition. What a great gift for the conservative(S) in your life to wear whilst sipping an evening brandy! Or, for the liberal next door to wear while pooper-scoopering.

Gracie’s Corn

Friday, May 19th, 2006

Hi, I am Gracie, and I have fun doing eBay auctions and have been asking my mom to sell some of my corn on eBay for me and she said no one will buy it, so she is taking a nap right now, and I am going to do this by myself!! I hope she doesn’t see it before it ends!!

I’d make a smart comment here but it’d probably be corny

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