Archive for July, 2006

Walnut Shell

Monday, July 24th, 2006

Up for bid is this walnut shell that I found in my flower garden and threw out. When my five year old daughter seen it scoot across the alley she ran to go get it and said dont throw that away I can list it on ebay. She seems to think that everything can be listed on here so I thought I would let her list it, SO HERE IT IS.

Anything CAN be listed on eBay but there must be some limit to what people will BUY

Backwards Alarm Clock

Monday, July 24th, 2006

Mint condition, old silver metal coloured “Back-Wards ” movement alarm clock with black numerals on a white face in reverse! Complete with double bell & clanger on top & alarm set & second hand dials on white face. Set the alarm & wake up the previous morning feeling so refreshed & looking much younger. With this clock “you will be able to avoid interviews for jobs, shaving, crows feet, (not, shaving crow’s feet) beer guts, penalty shoot outs, doctors & dentists appointments, plus also save money on buying daily newspapers, periodicals etc.

Tooth brush

Monday, July 17th, 2006

up for auction is this brand new soft toothbrush it”s a must have.for the money i,ll make at this auction iam going to buy a house. well; this is the second time up for auction since it didnt sell the first time here it is again.

Uhhh …. good luck with that

View tooth brush auction

Cursed Jar

Monday, July 17th, 2006

The item within the jar is parchment paper from 1815… In order to find out what is inscribed on the paper, and why my life is a train wreck, you WILL have to keep watching til the end… If you Do not BELIEVE it is CURSED…Be the idiot that bids and wins this CURSED JAR…

Is it better to remain silent and be thought an idiot or bid and prove it?

View cursed jar auction

Gentlemans Ball Scratcher

Friday, July 14th, 2006

Aimed at the “busy male executive” market, this is definitely the present for the man who has everything! When you get a twitch go straight for the itch! For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the gentleman’s ball scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand making it ideal for those hard to reach places.

The hilarious ball scratcher utensil is made from fine silverware and is presented in a high quality box.

Joey’s First Lemonade Stand

Friday, July 14th, 2006

NOW is the time to cool yourself off with a nice glass of LEMONADE!! Why squeeze those lemons yourself?? Get a pack of lemonade from JOEY!! JOEY is selling LEMONADE!!

Somehow the lemonade stand doesn’t seem to transition well to e-commerce

View Joey’s first lemonade stand


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