Eternal Cursed Diamond Engagement Ring
Tuesday, August 29th, 2006Prior to presenting “The Precious” (in evil Gollum voice) to my then normal girlfriend, she was the girl of my dreams! After a formal proposal and putting the ring on her finger, she immediately changed. My first clue was the horns that had sprouted from her head digging into my back that night while we slept. I gave it no thought. The next night she insisted that we fall asleep to “Stairway to Heaven” backmasking on the record player all night. Once again a strange request but at the time seemed reasonable. As the days went by things inherently progressed for the worse. From the annoying chanting to the red and black candle wax all over the house, things just didn’t seem to add up.