Archive for September, 2006

Incredible Edible Dirty Diaper

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

resenting the INCREDIBLE EDIBLE DIRTY DIAPER! That’s right, the contents of this disposable poop holder are indeed edible and surprisingly palatable! Just one taste of this mouth watering dirty diaper will keep you running back for more.

THE INCREDIBLE EDIBLE DIRTY DIAPER is the perfect gift for a new father, gag gift for a friend, or treat-yourself gift to satisfy those sudden irrational cravings for a dirty diaper.

Gross out your friends, eat from a dirty diaper

5 Witches - 5 Genies

Friday, September 22nd, 2006

Five of the most respected sellers of haunted metaphysical items on ebay have each donated one of her most Powerful Jinn Vessels, which when put together creates an ENERGY of UNIMAGINABLE MAGNITUDE!

The pieces seem to literally feed off the energy of one another, adding to and multiplying the already astounding aura each gives off. Please get comfortable, and take the time to read the entire listing, as each seller who has donated a piece has shared her item’s description, as well as some experiences emailed from her buyers.

Bag of Weed

Monday, September 11th, 2006

bag of weedYOU ARE BIDDING ON $$$$$

A BAG OF WEED !!!

A ZIPLOCK BAG WITH A WEED FROM MY LAWN. NOTHING ILLEGAL , NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION

**ANYTHING ELSE YOU GET IS MY GENEROUS GIFT TO YOU**

WATCH MY AUCTION !!

SEE HOW “HIGH” THE BIDDING GETS!!!

Even on eBay it’s important to read the small print

View bag of weed auction

Scary Haunted Kleenex

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

I can’t take the FEAR anymore so I am forced to sell this very rare EXTREMELY HAUNTED KLEENEX!!!

The Patented “Spook Proof” chamber will keep you safe at night when you sleep, but I can’t promise you will be able to sleep. This thing is scary as hell. Don’t say I didn’t warn you! ABSOLUTELY NO RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you really do believe it’s haunted you might actually be afraid of a Kleenex

View scary haunted Kleenex auction


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