Archive for October, 2006

Armadillo Basket

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Armadillos were made into baskets and such back in the 30’s and 40’s. This one had a lining at one time. You can tell by some fine even holes that have been pierced on the edges. Another liner could easily be replaced if you chose. I think he looks better naked myself. Otherwise he seems to be in a great lifeless state.

Are we sure there’s a market for antique dead animals?

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Orlando Bloom Toilet Water

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

n September ‘05, I was working downtown during the Toronto International Film Festival. I snuck out during a show and ran to the washroom. When I entered, some guy was already at the urinal. I walked past him; he almost twisted his neck all the way around to watch me. He guy was guarding his penis like it was made of gold!!

Weird Alien Creature?

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

alien creatureTwo of the creatures ran out the door of ambulance and vanished in the dark of the night, they had long tentacle looking like arms and very quickly moved.

Another was crawling from my wife and I in a strength of rage pushed officer aside and ran to my beloved Katerina. I tightly gripped on to creature with all my might and threw it to front of Ambulance. My Katerina was covered in bleeding but too black it seemed for to her own bloods.

Jesus Boot

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

The story goes that I was busy working on my car during the night when some boots that I hadn’t worn in years caught my eye in the corner of my shop. A figure appeared in the shoes that looked a lot like Jesus (it may have been a homeless man though). He had long hair and a short brown beard. When I saw the figure, I thought that I might have been inhaling a bit too many fumes so I decided to get some air.


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