This is a strange story.
I have been remodeling my house room by room, and I was recently working on peeling off some old wall paper out of a bedroom and putting texture on the walls. I was using a sanding block to smooth out the walls, and maybe it was all the dust in the air or something but when I took the sandpaper off the block I swear I saw clear as day Elvis Presley on that block.
I was taking my morning walk along the sunny shores of Tampa Bay when I came upon the most unusual item I have ever seen. Amoung the oyster covered rocks exposed during low tide, was the dried and shrunken head of none other than the pirate Davey Jones! Shocked as I was, I picked it up and took it home to add to my seashell collection. Davey Jones head is indeed a rare find. Over 3 feet long, measured around at the edge of the tentacles. The head is about 6 inches tall. I do not know if Davey Jones head is cursed…the winner to this auction will find out sooner or later. I will not be held responsible for the bad or good this head may bring you.
Jer Says:
This weird seller claims “The ONLY Real Head of Pirate Davey Jones on EBAY”.
Christ, how many heads did Davey Jones have? Also, how the hell does he know it is Davey Jones’ for sure.
Something stinks about this auction, other than the decapitated head…but hey, it’s getting a lot of bids.
I have up for auction all rights to ownership of any future grilled cheese sandwiches, pancakes, French fries, ceiling water stains, rocks, roadside litter, etc. that I may find that bare an image in likeness to the Virgin Mary, Jesus, and any other notable biblical figure!
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! We have all seen the news stories where these miraculous images show up in unexpected places only to make unbelievable profits for the seller on eBay! Bid now and double your chances of this happening for you!
Jer Says:
Why spend $100 for Jesus on a slice of bread, $75 for Moses on a Cheeto, or $200 for the image of Virgin Mary in a catbox, when, for one low price, you could possibly get all three? This is one sweet deal.
You are bidding on a certificate that entitles you to own one of my cats “Nine Lifes”
This is a once in a life time opportunity!
This is an ebay first!
My cat is named Houston, she is a black short hair. She was found in the woods from what we think was a neighbors cat that gave birth. Her personality is great and enjoys running this house like she’s the boss.
You have seen people try to sell their souls so why not buy one of a cat’s “nine lives”?!
With Christmas 2006 now over, it is time to start paying off the credit cards. Yes, my two Rugrats got plenty to play with this year so i am selling some of the Christmas wrap that me and my wife used to wrap up our Rugrats’ presents.
The wrapping paper can be used to line your kitty’s litter box. Or you can use it for regifting next Christmas.
Jer Says:
My mom used to save used wrapping paper from year to year, and I thought that was weird. Saving used wrapping paper AND trying to sell it on Ebay….really weird…
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