I WILL ONLY BE RELEASING A LIMITED NUMBER OF THESE PLANS. PLEASE TAKE NOTE.

This auction is for the plans only and not for the cannon itself.

Shoots multiple rolls, no problem!!! One shot decorating!

Suddenly it was snowing endless white streamers, but then I realized that the guy more than a block away had just shot off his Magnum toilet paper cannon!

This auction is for one Dead Bug. As a member in good standing of The National Dead Bug Owners Association I guarantee this to be an authentic Dead Bug. We do not deal in fake or live Dead Bugs.

Dead Bugs as pets:

Tired of people bugging you at holiday times? Why waste time worrying about whether you will get the Valentine’s Day cards and stuff you expect when I will guarantee that you won’t have to worry about me remembering you?

Make your payment and you can rest assured that I will not send you anything on Wednesday, February 14, 2007! That’s right. I will leave you alone. I will even send you a worthless piece of paper that says I promise to ignore you on Wednesday, February 14, 2007. Heck, I will probably forget all about you once you I send your worthless piece of paper to you.

Nothing lasts forever and nothing is the best gift you could possibly buy. Show someone you really care by giving them nothing with a certificate to prove it. This is the last of batch offered during May 2006-this is the last of nothing. You actually receive a numbered, signed, stamped Certificate of Authenticity SEE PICTURES. Get nothing before it is gone.

Jer Says:
Alas! The perfect gift. This is what I am getting everybody this year.

Advertise your company on a human back tatt0o.

I am a Lifeguard who in the summer never has a top on . Everyone sees my back!

Why not put your companies name, logo,website etc onto my back?

Just imagine a hot day in Berlin, Frankfurt, Köln, München everyone is out enjoying the sun and then a gentleman walks past with your company tattooed on his back everyone will notice it…

A legal contract will made that both parties are happy with