Archive for the 'Art' Category


Snakes in a Wine Jug Auction

Friday, January 18th, 2008

This is our uniquely famous Vietnam snake wine bottle. The bottle contains a Cobra, a Vine Snake, ginsengs, Asian red peppers and other secret ingredients.

These bottles are getting harder and harder to find, so if you want one of these rarities, please act now.

STUNNING Original Abstract Modern Art Painting KOOPA

Monday, January 22nd, 2007

Koopa has been painting professionally for over 4 years and his original works hang in all 50 U.S. states as well as Australia, Canada, the Netherlands, Italy, Bahrain, and the UK. The concept of “turtle paintings” may seem like a novelty, but we feel that each painting is a truly unique conversation piece with great investment potential. Koopa’s style is complex and bold, unlike the minimalist style associated with elephants and chimps. He is assisted by a color theory specialist who is the world’s leading expert in the field of turtle paint mixology. Please read our feedback if you doubt the beauty or quality of Koopa’s pieces. We are very proud to offer what we and many others believe to be the most beautiful animal-created art in the world.

This painting will be shipped stretched and unframed (ready to hang) with a Certificate of Authenticity and a CD-rom containing at least 30 high-resolution photos documenting Koopa painting this piece. The winning bidder is free to print out any of these photos for their own personal use. All supporting documentation is the buyer’s proof that this is an entirely turtle-created painting. This material is copyrighted and cannot be reproduced for profit by anyone except the extremely cute artist (or his equally adorable business partner). The back of this painting is pencil-signed, dated, and numbered by Koopa’s guardian.

Egyptian Mummy Coffin

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Complete mummy coffin from Egypt’s Late Period.The piece is in great condition with vivid original paint. Nice Isis on the front, with Anubis God of embalming under. Offering text from the book of the dead down the front.The whole coffin is rare in that it is completely covered with linen, gesso, then painted. Thus keeping the pigment sealed in the linen, and very bright.

What’s next, the Louvre auctionin off their da Vinci pieces on eBay

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Giant Abstract Sculpture

Thursday, July 13th, 2006

Quote by the artist: This sculpture now carries a direct message to the souls of the viewer. By welding the form of art it releases its inherent energies and light sources. The sculpture was once a man made material, but now it is a new form of evolution to the civilization of steel. It presents the bone structure of the earth.

“Also, it’ll scare the crap out of the kids on Halloween”

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IRS Problems Artwork

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006

IRS ProblemsIRS Problems

This is a great art piece guaranteed to generate a response from viewers!

Painted on a 12″ X 16″ canvas board, suitable for framing or matting.

Acrylic Painting on canvas board.

Better suited to mid April but it applies year round

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Creepy Painting

Saturday, February 4th, 2006

Here is a painting my brother painted last year, He is now unable to paint do to cement poison of the finger from doing tile work. The idea of this painting is of a Cemetary grounds keeper.

The paint is acrylic, and it has about 25 hr.s of work into it. The painting is 20″ X 16″.

The creepy part is that it’s listed under: Art > Self-Representing Artists

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