n September ‘05, I was working downtown during the Toronto International Film Festival. I snuck out during a show and ran to the washroom. When I entered, some guy was already at the urinal. I walked past him; he almost twisted his neck all the way around to watch me. He guy was guarding his penis like it was made of gold!!

8MM silent film in sepia Tone. The actress was approximately 22 years old when this film was made.Her face is clearly shown in many scenes. The actor is unknown to me. I have viewed it and am convinced of its’ authenticity.This film was released in the early ’60’s to the general public, and was acquired in a garage sale in about 1964 and stored very well for all of these years.

I’m not sure what’s more disturbing: a fake Barbara Streisand porn film or a real one

The totally bizarre’ category seemed more appropriate for this item than any other! But………….here goes! Clear drinking glass with a silhouette of ‘The King Of Pop’~~~~along with ‘Michael’-(I guess they felt the need to include the name as his looks change every dozen surgeries or so.)~~~ Enough! Stats: Stands 5″ tall and has a slight vertical optic. Also a raised ‘42′ on the bottom and holds 8 ounces of your favorite ‘pop’. No damage but you are still buying ‘as is’““LOL~!

Is it possible to auction a memory? Not sure, but I can definitely share one! This auction is for a piece of 1980’s history - and more importantly for fun! If you still find yourself whistling the Bobby McFerrin “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” tune, then you’re in the right place!

You are bidding on a straw from StarBucks! But not just any StarBucks, but the now infamous StarBucks located in Malibu California, located near Britney Spears home. This is the StarBucks she stoped in, before driving off with baby Sean Preston in her lap. The photo of Britney driving in her SUV, with her baby in her lap, has now been seen nationally. I was in Malibu Tuesday, and stopped at this very StarBucks, and decided to sell my used straw from my Vanilla Bean Frappachino on eBay.

My kid is a big Pittsburgh Steelers fan and his favorite Steeler is Troy Polamalu. I handcrafted this ornament as a gift for him because, as we all know, handcrafted gifts are SO much better than those that are mass produced in China. Ask Martha Stewart. It was the best ornament on the Christmas tree. I thought it was the best gift EVER.

My kid then received a mass-produced-in-China #43 Polamalu Jersey from his grandfather and declared IT to be the best gift EVER. Whatever Martha.