Archive for the 'Dolls' Category


DoughboCop

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

What happens when one of America’s favorite corporate characters is in a horrible baking accident? A secret organization takes him in and uses the latest technology to rebuild him.

Equipped with a flaky outer shell, mixer, and “Spatula of Doom” He’s ready to take on the mean streets. Stationed at the Parker house, police present him with his new roll as Pastry Police Patrolman.

Introducing DoughBo Cop !

He’s so cute you could just eat him up!

Serial Killer’s Doll

Monday, April 3rd, 2006

This Creepy Antique Bunny Rabbit doll was owned in the 40’s by Fred West, a child who became one of Britan’s most brutal serial killers. Bought in a police auction in Gloucester UK. You can feel this kid’s bad mojo just staring at it…and stuff has been weirdly changing places around the house…

Looking at that doll might drive anyone to evil acts

View serial killer’s doll auction

Haunted Doll

Monday, March 20th, 2006

Haunted DollThis Haunted Doll Contains The Spirit Entity of a DECEASED MAN that was entrapped inside the doll as punishment by The Deceased Witch “Julnichancisca”. This Doll was found about 20 years ago in the attic of the Witch’s Home. The Entrapped soul revealed his name to me. He is called Dramuj Elkochniyay ** This Doll Whispers Curse Words and Foul language!** This doll has a will of it’s own and will move from place to place within my home.

Smoking Baby

Friday, March 17th, 2006

smoking babyOf all the things that shouldn’t smoke, babies are at the top of the list. The box that this product is contained in emphatically states that position.

Real Babies Should Never Smoke!

Hmm. I wonder if it’s ok for my baby to smoke.

View smoking baby auction

GI Dough

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

The Pillsbury doughboy was really rolling in the dough at his job but he was tired of sitting on his buns and kneaded to go where the action was. So he traded in his chef’s hat for an army uniform!

Let me introduce to you … GI-Dough!

Funny auction or commentary on America’s increasing obesity problem … you decide

View GI Dough auction

Pine Demon

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006

Hello All, Tired of Dying???

This is a PINE TREE DEMON, once thought to have been extinct, I recently found one in one of the local PINE TREES. This demon is said to have ability to Repel DEATH!! I will admit since I found him that December afternoon in 2004 I have not died once! How F$#^@ing cool is that!! I have experience a 98% drop in the level of DEATH cause lets face it, we all die a little listening to emerging artists like K-FED.


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