AUSTIN, TX, January 17, 2008 – The Hamster WheelMobile, a 22 foot human-powered hamster art car, is seeking a new home and owner in a 10-day national search held online at Ebay.com. The art car is 22 feet long x 11 feet wide (two car lengths) x 10.5 feet tall, powered by four 7 foot diameter human hamster wheels, one person in each wheel. It was commissioned in 2006 by First Night Austin, a family-friendly New Year’s Eve festival that takes place annually in downtown Austin, premiering to over 130,000 attendees on December 31, 2006 in the Grand Procession parade on Congress Avenue. (www.firstnightaustin.org)

I WILL ONLY BE RELEASING A LIMITED NUMBER OF THESE PLANS. PLEASE TAKE NOTE.

This auction is for the plans only and not for the cannon itself.

Shoots multiple rolls, no problem!!! One shot decorating!

Suddenly it was snowing endless white streamers, but then I realized that the guy more than a block away had just shot off his Magnum toilet paper cannon!

Tired of people bugging you at holiday times? Why waste time worrying about whether you will get the Valentine’s Day cards and stuff you expect when I will guarantee that you won’t have to worry about me remembering you?

Make your payment and you can rest assured that I will not send you anything on Wednesday, February 14, 2007! That’s right. I will leave you alone. I will even send you a worthless piece of paper that says I promise to ignore you on Wednesday, February 14, 2007. Heck, I will probably forget all about you once you I send your worthless piece of paper to you.

Nothing lasts forever and nothing is the best gift you could possibly buy. Show someone you really care by giving them nothing with a certificate to prove it. This is the last of batch offered during May 2006-this is the last of nothing. You actually receive a numbered, signed, stamped Certificate of Authenticity SEE PICTURES. Get nothing before it is gone.

Jer Says:
Alas! The perfect gift. This is what I am getting everybody this year.

You are bidding on a certificate that entitles you to own one of my cats “Nine Lifes”

This is a once in a life time opportunity!

This is an ebay first!

My cat is named Houston, she is a black short hair. She was found in the woods from what we think was a neighbors cat that gave birth. Her personality is great and enjoys running this house like she’s the boss.

You have seen people try to sell their souls so why not buy one of a cat’s “nine lives”?!

With Christmas 2006 now over, it is time to start paying off the credit cards. Yes, my two Rugrats got plenty to play with this year so i am selling some of the Christmas wrap that me and my wife used to wrap up our Rugrats’ presents.

The wrapping paper can be used to line your kitty’s litter box. Or you can use it for regifting next Christmas.

Jer Says:
My mom used to save used wrapping paper from year to year, and I thought that was weird. Saving used wrapping paper AND trying to sell it on Ebay….really weird…

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