Advertise your company on a human back tatt0o.

I am a Lifeguard who in the summer never has a top on . Everyone sees my back!

Why not put your companies name, logo,website etc onto my back?

Just imagine a hot day in Berlin, Frankfurt, Köln, München everyone is out enjoying the sun and then a gentleman walks past with your company tattooed on his back everyone will notice it…

A legal contract will made that both parties are happy with

After a very long discussion with ebay, it turns out that you are not allowed to sell your soul. So what I am selling today are these items and services ..

1. A certificate that is notorized and states “You are the owner of The soul of Brent Lee Morton for the duration of one year, if death occurrs you get soul for eternity by default”

2. My handwritten journal.

3. The service of me practicing the religion of your choice and considering all of your life advice for one year.

So to be perfectly clear, what is being sold here is a certificate, a journal, and a service. Now ebay shbouldn’t be able to argue with that.

OK so you can’t buy friendship… I knew that, but thought it was too intriguing. So i did, for 1 year. I just want to get some of my money back, that’s all! He has been a great friend. But, things have changed… I don’t want any noteriety… I just want to pass him on to someone else. He has had some good advice & has been a good friend. I have no need for him now & just want someone else to be able to get some use out of my winning ebay auction. In actuality I’ve enjoyed being his friend but we had a ‘falling out’ & we have not spoken for a week.

While the DJ spins the tunes, and Dawson and Suzzette hand out FREE PIZZA, NLREBEL will be DUCT TAPED, one silver strip at a time, to the front of DANELL’s PIZZA SHOP! After all the duct tape has been applied, the step ladder will be removed, and the whole town will see with their own eyes, if it holds him to the wall!

Do we pay extra if he falls on his head?

View duct table NLREBEL to the pizza shop auction

Tired of Standing in Line? You want your stuff done? and done NOW? Hire a slave for a day.

That’s right. One whole day with Bratz. I will make you auction templates, banners, animations, bling your Me page, eBay store, and my space…

Eliminate all chances of sex and reduce the selling price immensely.

View online slave for a day auction

Give it a try! Someones gonna call and ask them out . Might as well be ME !!

Their gonna date someone way can’t it be you! You can’t win if you don’t play!

Hi ! Are you to embarressed to call that certain someone and ask them out.. Well I have got the solution for you.. I will call for you..

Are there really that many eBayers that are so hard up?