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Plans for Magnum Toilet Paper Cannon

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

I WILL ONLY BE RELEASING A LIMITED NUMBER OF THESE PLANS. PLEASE TAKE NOTE.

This auction is for the plans only and not for the cannon itself.

Shoots multiple rolls, no problem!!! One shot decorating!

Suddenly it was snowing endless white streamers, but then I realized that the guy more than a block away had just shot off his Magnum toilet paper cannon!

Manure Pile Pen Holder

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

FOR YOUR ENEMY OR FOR A PERSON WITH A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR..PETRIFIED HORSE OR COW DOO-DOO…WITH ATTACHED PEN HOLDER…GREAT GIFT ITEM, OR CONVERSATION POINT FOR YOUR OWN DESK.MEASURES 8X4X4 APPROX…A CANT DO WITHOUT ITEM

Jer Says:
Who says the dollar can’t buy shit these days?

View Manure Pile Pen Holder Auction

Kama Sutra Watch

Monday, November 20th, 2006

This is a watch you do not see everyday. Forced to sell as my wife does not like the cool stuff I owned before we got married. It?s the original SWISS HARD-ON watch.

The case of the watch is gold tone. The face is silver tone with a red heart in the center. The hour markers are 12 different sexual positions. The hour hand is a figure of a woman and the minute hand is a man (imagine that, they made the guy the minute hand) oh yes do not forget he has a hard on.

Weird Alien Creature?

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

alien creatureTwo of the creatures ran out the door of ambulance and vanished in the dark of the night, they had long tentacle looking like arms and very quickly moved.

Another was crawling from my wife and I in a strength of rage pushed officer aside and ran to my beloved Katerina. I tightly gripped on to creature with all my might and threw it to front of Ambulance. My Katerina was covered in bleeding but too black it seemed for to her own bloods.

Yellow Lobster

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

yellow lobster‘Rocky’, a yellow lobster found off of the Maine coast, is so rare he was featured on news stations throughout New England, written about in countless newspapers and was a big attraction at the Maine Lobster Festival in Rockland where lobster lovers waited and waited in line just for the opportunity to see this amazing crustacean!

Yellow Lobsters are 1 in 30 million!

If a normal lobster sells for $6-10 it’s only reasonable to assume that a lobster which is 30 million times more rare should fetch $180-300 million!

Pluto has Left the Solar System

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

Demoting the icy orb named for the Roman god of the underworld isn’t personal - it’s just business - said Jack Horkheimer, director of the Miami Space Transit Planetarium and host of the PBS show “Star Gazer.”
“It’s like an amicable divorce,” he said. “The legal status has changed but the person really hasn’t. It’s just single again.”

What is up for auction in this listing is the photos of pluto leaving the solar system. That’s right! We managed to snap a few pictures of the event that took place today August 24th, 2006 through our telescope.


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