This is a strange story.

I have been remodeling my house room by room, and I was recently working on peeling off some old wall paper out of a bedroom and putting texture on the walls. I was using a sanding block to smooth out the walls, and maybe it was all the dust in the air or something but when I took the sandpaper off the block I swear I saw clear as day Elvis Presley on that block.

I was taking my morning walk along the sunny shores of Tampa Bay when I came upon the most unusual item I have ever seen. Amoung the oyster covered rocks exposed during low tide, was the dried and shrunken head of none other than the pirate Davey Jones! Shocked as I was, I picked it up and took it home to add to my seashell collection. Davey Jones head is indeed a rare find. Over 3 feet long, measured around at the edge of the tentacles. The head is about 6 inches tall. I do not know if Davey Jones head is cursed…the winner to this auction will find out sooner or later. I will not be held responsible for the bad or good this head may bring you.

Jer Says:
This weird seller claims “The ONLY Real Head of Pirate Davey Jones on EBAY”.
Christ, how many heads did Davey Jones have? Also, how the hell does he know it is Davey Jones’ for sure.
Something stinks about this auction, other than the decapitated head…but hey, it’s getting a lot of bids.

View Davey Jones’ Shrunken Head Auction

THIS FACE just APPEARED in our STEPS!

We were washing our stairs and this face just kept getting clearer and more enhanced. It would not wash off, and I have never seen anything like this before, and I do not know why, what, or who it is. If anyone has an idea please let us know.

A few people said it may be Jesus, and a few have said it looks like Abe Lincoln.

My Great Grandpa Andrew was a peaceful, god loving man. Son to a preacher, my great pa soon lost faith in Christianity after all three of his brothers died in a horse riding accident. Cursing God and screaming at the heavens, my great grandfather cried himself to sleep one night holding this picture of Jesus. He claimed to have fell into a deep sleep and was transported to heaven, where Jesus led him greeted him and comforted him and told them that everything would be alright. Andrew claimed he saw mansions higher than the eye can see, and fruit he had never before seen or tasted. After being in heaven for what seemed like a short while, he asked Jesus to please sign his photo because no one would ever believe his story if he didn’t have proof. Jesus signed it and told him that everything would be alright and to spread God’s word across the world and to always be a god loving man, never to doubt and his award here would always wait.

This is really cool. I came home for dinner awhile ago and My wife had made me a good meal. We had some Chicken Nuggets in it and I noticed right away that one was staring back at me! It was Mother Teresa. I paused for a moment and relized It really is Mother Teresa. I turned the nugget over and it no longer looked like Mother Teresa it was Pope John Paul II wearing his Pontiff hat. I’m sorry I don’t know the actual term for the hat. Well with my family I know it would be destroyed or eaten so I decided to place it up for bid. This has a great spiritual meaning for most faiths.

This is a 100% natural, undoctored of any sort image of Curious George or some kind of primate that appeared on my fencepost recently. The image is caused by knots and other distortions in the natural wood. I’m not sure if there was some sort of time-space distortion from the recent feature movie but this image has appeared on my 4×4 pressure treated fencepost and is permanently set in concrete and is approximately 6 feet above ground level. I, like the next average Joe loves the furry little critters and am amused by them.