Don’t bid on my Momma’s Jugs!! My Jugs are worth more money because they are ‘REAL’ Vintage Jugs!! All you are getting from my mom is some ole plastic water jugs!! Who knows what she will send you as free gifts??
Now the jugs I have are collectors items and should be worth money alone, but I want to prove to my mom that BIGGER is not ALWAYS Better!!! *Giggles*
Guys have been saying that bigger isn’t always better for ages now.
He slept with a co-worker two weeks before our planned road trip up the coast to meet my parents.
So everything he left behind in my apartment is yours for the taking.
This is a one-time only, no reserve auction of a cardboard box filled with all of those little things that once bound me to him in everlasting interest/lust/adoration.
Hopefully not including the actual remain of the ex
I’m a bon-bon eatin’, TV dinner heatin’, housework cheatin’, brow beatin’, girlfriend meetin’ housewife
…or so that’s what my husband thinks.
Since he thinks it is so easy to stay at home and take care of three kids, a dog, two hamsters and two fish, I’ve decided to do just exactly what he thinks I do…nothing!
Wait till the husband see how little she gets done while working on weird auctions
You are only bidding on a box with an empty envelope that says Reward on the envelope. The auction is ONLY for the Box and the EMPTY envelope. Should the winner know the fugitive and help us find him… I will include a free gift from me inside the envelope. Again the free gift from me inside the envelope is ONLY if the winner knows the fugitive and gives us information that will help US arrest him.
You are bidding on 99 red mystery balloons.
This auction is just for the 99 red balloons
anything inside the balloons is a gift from me to you
I used to love that song
Have you been thinking about breast augmentation but don’t have the money?
New boobs for the Holidays — it’s a gift that keeps on giving.
I’m not a huge fan of mystery auctions but the picture is sure an eye catcher.
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