This auction is for one Dead Bug. As a member in good standing of The National Dead Bug Owners Association I guarantee this to be an authentic Dead Bug. We do not deal in fake or live Dead Bugs.

Dead Bugs as pets:

You are bidding on a certificate that entitles you to own one of my cats “Nine Lifes”

This is a once in a life time opportunity!

This is an ebay first!

My cat is named Houston, she is a black short hair. She was found in the woods from what we think was a neighbors cat that gave birth. Her personality is great and enjoys running this house like she’s the boss.

You have seen people try to sell their souls so why not buy one of a cat’s “nine lives”?!

Koopa has been painting professionally for over 4 years and his original works hang in all 50 U.S. states as well as Australia, Canada, the Netherlands, Italy, Bahrain, and the UK. The concept of “turtle paintings” may seem like a novelty, but we feel that each painting is a truly unique conversation piece with great investment potential. Koopa’s style is complex and bold, unlike the minimalist style associated with elephants and chimps. He is assisted by a color theory specialist who is the world’s leading expert in the field of turtle paint mixology. Please read our feedback if you doubt the beauty or quality of Koopa’s pieces. We are very proud to offer what we and many others believe to be the most beautiful animal-created art in the world.

This painting will be shipped stretched and unframed (ready to hang) with a Certificate of Authenticity and a CD-rom containing at least 30 high-resolution photos documenting Koopa painting this piece. The winning bidder is free to print out any of these photos for their own personal use. All supporting documentation is the buyer’s proof that this is an entirely turtle-created painting. This material is copyrighted and cannot be reproduced for profit by anyone except the extremely cute artist (or his equally adorable business partner). The back of this painting is pencil-signed, dated, and numbered by Koopa’s guardian.