Tired of people bugging you at holiday times? Why waste time worrying about whether you will get the Valentine’s Day cards and stuff you expect when I will guarantee that you won’t have to worry about me remembering you?

Make your payment and you can rest assured that I will not send you anything on Wednesday, February 14, 2007! That’s right. I will leave you alone. I will even send you a worthless piece of paper that says I promise to ignore you on Wednesday, February 14, 2007. Heck, I will probably forget all about you once you I send your worthless piece of paper to you.

With its massive oversized firing chamber, to its stepped high velocity barrel, there is no way to shoot a marshmallow further unless you drove it there yourself.

As some of you may know already adoption is expensive, it’s right at that “ARM & A LEG” price range. So seeing how we are spending one of my arms and one of my legs already I figure why auction off the others.

If you are the winner of this auction you will receive my ARM and LEG in your mailbox, however due to the fact of me not being too fond of pain and not wanting to bleed to death you will only receive a photo of each. Please don’t be disappointed that you only get my arm and leg as a photo, I would be more than happy to include a photo frame so that you have a nice place to store my arm and leg.

Have you ever had your girlfriend of one week call and come down with a rare case of the avian flu without notice? But you already have tickets to a concert that you’ve been waiting almost a year to see….

Improved travelling pocket pussy! Our product is 100% guaranteed to whip even the shrewdest of frisky felines into a verbal frenzy!

Not that I’ve ever experienced such problems

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You are buying a random mix of 24 pieces , that are chosen from over 200 different styles that I have. I will ship a good selection and may vary from pic as did not picture all . You will LOVE THEM !

Pieces each measure 2 ” long and are lifesize , like a rootbeer barrell or butterscotch hard candy. These look great my art glass baskets or candy dishes. A Very UNIQUE idea for gifts .. Fill a vase , candy dish .. Wine glasses filled make great gifts too , Get Well or Birthday Gift .