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		<title>22 Foot Hamster Art Car For Sale</title>
		<description><![CDATA[AUSTIN, TX, January 17, 2008 – The Hamster WheelMobile, a 22 foot human-powered hamster art car, is seeking a new home and owner in a 10-day national search held online at Ebay.com.  The art car is 22 feet long x 11 feet wide (two car lengths) x 10.5 feet tall, powered by four 7 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://weirdauctions.com/funny-auctions/22-foot-hamster-art-car-for-sale/</link>
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		<title>Snakes in a Wine Jug Auction</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is our uniquely famous Vietnam snake wine bottle.  The bottle contains a Cobra, a Vine Snake, ginsengs, Asian red peppers and other secret ingredients.
These bottles are getting harder and harder to find, so if you want one of these rarities, please act now.
These bottles make great gifts: holiday, special occasion, birthday, promotion, house-warming [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://weirdauctions.com/art/snakes-in-a-wine-jug-auction/</link>
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		<title>Burger King Dessert Box and Fork Plus Bonus!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have it your way!
Up for bids is a perfect example of the portability of scrumptious desserts!
The only once used Burger King Cheesecake box.
It has the following features:
Cardboard with colorful printing on the outside
Inside cardboard has some remnants of Dulce de Leche cheesecake(I am sorry I was very hungry)
As an added bonus I will include the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://weirdauctions.com/food/burger-king-dessert-box-and-fork-plus-bonus/</link>
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		<title>Plans for Magnum Toilet Paper Cannon</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I WILL ONLY BE RELEASING A LIMITED NUMBER OF THESE PLANS.  PLEASE TAKE NOTE.
This auction is for the plans only and not for the cannon itself.
Shoots multiple rolls, no problem!!!  One shot decorating!
Suddenly it was snowing endless white streamers, but then I realized that the guy more than a block away had just [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://weirdauctions.com/funny-auctions/plans-for-magnum-toilet-paper-cannon/</link>
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		<title>One Dead Bug</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This auction is for one Dead Bug. As a member in good standing of The National Dead Bug Owners Association I guarantee this to be an authentic Dead Bug. We do not deal in fake or live Dead Bugs.
Dead Bugs as pets:
 Dead Bugs make perfect pets. No vet bills. No expensive pet food. No [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://weirdauctions.com/pets/one-dead-bug/</link>
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		<title>Be Ignored by Me on Valentine&#8217;s Day! Waste Your Money!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tired of people bugging you at holiday times? Why waste time worrying about whether you will get the Valentine&#8217;s Day cards and stuff you expect when I will guarantee that you won&#8217;t have to worry about me remembering you?
 Make your payment and you can rest assured that I will not send you anything on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://weirdauctions.com/uncategorized/be-ignored-by-me-on-valentines-day-waste-your-money/</link>
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		<title>Nothing is the Perfect Valentine and Birthday Gift</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Nothing lasts forever and nothing is the best gift you could possibly buy.  Show someone you really care by giving them nothing with a certificate to prove it.  This is the last of batch offered during May 2006-this is the last of nothing.  You actually receive a numbered, signed, stamped Certificate of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://weirdauctions.com/funny-auctions/nothing-is-the-perfect-valentine-and-birthday-gift/</link>
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		<title>Weird Auctions Ebay Live</title>
		<description><![CDATA[

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		<link>http://weirdauctions.com/uncategorized/weird-auctions-ebay-live/</link>
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		<title>Advertise your business on a human back</title>
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		<link>http://weirdauctions.com/human/advertise-your-business-on-a-human-back/</link>
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		<title>Elvis Presley On My Sanding Block</title>
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