Weird, bizarre and funny eBay auctions.

Nothing lasts forever and nothing is the best gift you could possibly buy. Show someone you really care by giving them nothing with a certificate to prove it. This is the last of batch offered during May 2006-this is the last of nothing. You actually receive a numbered, signed, stamped Certificate of Authenticity SEE PICTURES. Get nothing before it is gone.

Jer Says:
Alas! The perfect gift. This is what I am getting everybody this year.

Advertise your company on a human back tatt0o.

I am a Lifeguard who in the summer never has a top on . Everyone sees my back!

Why not put your companies name, logo,website etc onto my back?

Just imagine a hot day in Berlin, Frankfurt, Köln, München everyone is out enjoying the sun and then a gentleman walks past with your company tattooed on his back everyone will notice it…

A legal contract will made that both parties are happy with

This is a strange story.

I have been remodeling my house room by room, and I was recently working on peeling off some old wall paper out of a bedroom and putting texture on the walls. I was using a sanding block to smooth out the walls, and maybe it was all the dust in the air or something but when I took the sandpaper off the block I swear I saw clear as day Elvis Presley on that block.

I was taking my morning walk along the sunny shores of Tampa Bay when I came upon the most unusual item I have ever seen. Amoung the oyster covered rocks exposed during low tide, was the dried and shrunken head of none other than the pirate Davey Jones! Shocked as I was, I picked it up and took it home to add to my seashell collection. Davey Jones head is indeed a rare find. Over 3 feet long, measured around at the edge of the tentacles. The head is about 6 inches tall. I do not know if Davey Jones head is cursed…the winner to this auction will find out sooner or later. I will not be held responsible for the bad or good this head may bring you.

Jer Says:
This weird seller claims “The ONLY Real Head of Pirate Davey Jones on EBAY”.
Christ, how many heads did Davey Jones have? Also, how the hell does he know it is Davey Jones’ for sure.
Something stinks about this auction, other than the decapitated head…but hey, it’s getting a lot of bids.

View Davey Jones’ Shrunken Head Auction

I have up for auction all rights to ownership of any future grilled cheese sandwiches, pancakes, French fries, ceiling water stains, rocks, roadside litter, etc. that I may find that bare an image in likeness to the Virgin Mary, Jesus, and any other notable biblical figure!

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! We have all seen the news stories where these miraculous images show up in unexpected places only to make unbelievable profits for the seller on eBay! Bid now and double your chances of this happening for you!

Jer Says:
Why spend $100 for Jesus on a slice of bread, $75 for Moses on a Cheeto, or $200 for the image of Virgin Mary in a catbox, when, for one low price, you could possibly get all three? This is one sweet deal.