- Weird, bizarre, funny online eBay auction stuff

Weird, bizarre and funny eBay auctions.

While most people pour their energy into trying to make a killing on the world's monster online auction site, a small minority explore the "other side" of ecommerce.

At WeirdAuctions.com, one of the original weird and funny auction sites, we bring to your attention the bizarre, strange and just plain silly auctions on eBay.

Since there seems to be no extent to how many weirdos there are online, this site usually gets updated weekly. However, there is no way we can find and post all of the weird auctions out there, so we have partnered up with Ebay to offer a feed of all the latest weird actions at EBAY LIVE!

Under the PRESERVES category you'll find some keepers which have been given a permanent home, including the now famous Raging Hormones Prozac Barbie eBay auction which clocked up more than 300,000 page views. Not bad for a doll!

Below you find some of the latest odd auctions. Which of these will transcend the merely strange and find their way into the weird auction hall of fame?

Tooth brush

July 17th, 2006

up for auction is this brand new soft toothbrush it”s a must have.for the money i,ll make at this auction iam going to buy a house. well; this is the second time up for auction since it didnt sell the first time here it is again.

Uhhh …. good luck with that

View tooth brush auction

Cursed Jar

July 17th, 2006

The item within the jar is parchment paper from 1815… In order to find out what is inscribed on the paper, and why my life is a train wreck, you WILL have to keep watching til the end… If you Do not BELIEVE it is CURSED…Be the idiot that bids and wins this CURSED JAR…

Is it better to remain silent and be thought an idiot or bid and prove it?

View cursed jar auction

Gentlemans Ball Scratcher

July 14th, 2006

Aimed at the “busy male executive” market, this is definitely the present for the man who has everything! When you get a twitch go straight for the itch! For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the gentleman’s ball scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand making it ideal for those hard to reach places.

The hilarious ball scratcher utensil is made from fine silverware and is presented in a high quality box.

Joey’s First Lemonade Stand

July 14th, 2006

NOW is the time to cool yourself off with a nice glass of LEMONADE!! Why squeeze those lemons yourself?? Get a pack of lemonade from JOEY!! JOEY is selling LEMONADE!!

Somehow the lemonade stand doesn’t seem to transition well to e-commerce

View Joey’s first lemonade stand

Giant Abstract Sculpture

July 13th, 2006

Quote by the artist: This sculpture now carries a direct message to the souls of the viewer. By welding the form of art it releases its inherent energies and light sources. The sculpture was once a man made material, but now it is a new form of evolution to the civilization of steel. It presents the bone structure of the earth.

“Also, it’ll scare the crap out of the kids on Halloween”

View giant abstract scultpure auction

Barbara Streisand Porn

July 11th, 2006

8MM silent film in sepia Tone. The actress was approximately 22 years old when this film was made.Her face is clearly shown in many scenes. The actor is unknown to me. I have viewed it and am convinced of its’ authenticity.This film was released in the early ’60’s to the general public, and was acquired in a garage sale in about 1964 and stored very well for all of these years.

I’m not sure what’s more disturbing: a fake Barbara Streisand porn film or a real one


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