Tired of people bugging you at holiday times? Why waste time worrying about whether you will get the Valentine’s Day cards and stuff you expect when I will guarantee that you won’t have to worry about me remembering you?

Make your payment and you can rest assured that I will not send you anything on Wednesday, February 14, 2007! That’s right. I will leave you alone. I will even send you a worthless piece of paper that says I promise to ignore you on Wednesday, February 14, 2007. Heck, I will probably forget all about you once you I send your worthless piece of paper to you.

Nothing lasts forever and nothing is the best gift you could possibly buy. Show someone you really care by giving them nothing with a certificate to prove it. This is the last of batch offered during May 2006-this is the last of nothing. You actually receive a numbered, signed, stamped Certificate of Authenticity SEE PICTURES. Get nothing before it is gone.

Jer Says:
Alas! The perfect gift. This is what I am getting everybody this year.