Be Ignored by Me on Valentine’s Day! Waste Your Money!
Tired of people bugging you at holiday times? Why waste time worrying about whether you will get the Valentine’s Day cards and stuff you expect when I will guarantee that you won’t have to worry about me remembering you?
Make your payment and you can rest assured that I will not send you anything on Wednesday, February 14, 2007! That’s right. I will leave you alone. I will even send you a worthless piece of paper that says I promise to ignore you on Wednesday, February 14, 2007. Heck, I will probably forget all about you once you I send your worthless piece of paper to you.
Why wait to be ignored by others when you can be ignored by me as soon as you pay for your successful bid? Pay immediately upon making a successful bid and I will throw in ignoring you on all other major holidays. What a deal! Why not buy one for everyone you know, so they will be assured that I will not bug them either? I might even be nice and make theirs even more worthless.
Hey, who are you anyway? Yes, I am pulling your leg, but don’t we all need some fun now and then? I will send you as worthless a piece of paper as I can find or create. Any value you may perceive the piece of paper to have is unintentional. The real value is in the amount of humor that you will perceive. Yes, I am charging way too much for shipping and handling, but you might feel better to know that you have wasted even more money. Feel free to add even more money to your payment if you feel that you didn’t waste enough money in your winning bid. I won’t refuse your extra payment. It will be hard, but your satisfaction is important to me, so I will bite the bullet and haul the extra money to the bank. I hope that you won’t cause me to get another hernia!
Jer Says:
Now I am torn..between this and the nothing for valentines day auction, I cannot choose….
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